F.R.U.S.T.R.A.T.E.D.

Keithen's glasses are missing. He is usually very responsible with them. In the past, when glasses have gone missing, they have always been Kaylee's.

Yesterday the kids went out to play in the sprinkler. I sat on the patio and sprayed everyone with sunscreen. Keithen took his glasses off and put them on the patio table. I sprayed him and he went to play. I took the sunscreen inside. That was the last anyone saw the glasses.

I got all kinds of different stories out of the kids last night. Kaylee threw them in the grass. Ruby threw them in the neighbor's yard. Someone threw them in the lake. Someone put them in the Japanese beetle bag. They're on the porch. Yadda yadda yadda. We have combed every inch of the back yard more than once. We have searched the house. They have all three lost the TV and the computer until the glasses are found. Still.....no one seems to know where the glasses are and everyone is blaming someone else.

School starts in three days. We NEED to find these glasses.

UPDATE:
7:30 p.m. - over 24 hours since the glasses went missing and still nothing. I'm beginning to think that the Japanese Beetles flew away with them to get even with us for putting out the beetle bag.