Cheney's Got a Gun

I started to rewrite this song myself, but a quick Google search proved that someone else beat me to it. Posted with full credit to Famous James.

To the tune of Aerosmith' Janie's Got a Gun.....

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Whole world's come undone
Iraqis have ink on their thumbs
Elections in Baghdad were free
But now we're wiretapped regularly

Cheney won't ever be arrested
Even though the man's clearly deranged
But man, he's got it comin'
Because Cheney's Got A Gun
The world ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The story was suppressed for a day
While Cheney thought of what the press would say
He'll tell us now it's untrue
What did Dick Cheney do?

He shot an elderly attorney
The man has got to be insane
He said that his friend stepped in front
Of all the quail that he was hunting
And that someone else must be to blame

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
The world's dark day's just begun
Even though Osama's on the run
Afghans and Iraqis fell like trees
But it's Iran that has WMD's

He shot an elderly attorney
And put a bullet in his brain
He thought that "everyone believes me,
I won't look like such a sleeze"
He ain't never gonna take the blame

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's Got A Gun
World's dark day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Cheney, Cheney what's your problem)
'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Halliburton's pension robbin')
Her dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's Got A Gun
World's dark day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's Got A Gun